police story! cracking film :slight_smile:

Plus, with those hong kong ones, you get the crazy outtakes at the end. Fucking nutcase he was! :smiley:

Think the only thing stopping The Witch from being a perfect film is the insistence on calling it ‘The VVitch’

I can just imagine the scene at the oscars.

“Well, this WAS the best flm, but it has an annoying stylised title. Bollocks to it, announce La La Land instead”

They were amazing! That fall in Armour of God where he nearly kills himself is harrowing. Original director resigned because he felt so bad, three days after a long stay in hospital Jackie takes over and finishes the film doing loads of other death defying stunts with a plastic plug literally holding his head together. Absolutely incredible

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just went and watched it, holy shit! don’t think i knew about that one. knew about the countless cuts and lacerations from lights and glasses being smashed on him, remember him jumping from a roof to a truck, or thr way round and breaking an ankle i think. Absolute nutter!

why don’t they let actors do that anymore?? health and safety gone mad mate…

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i just thought that was its name…

This website ranks his worst injuries (!):

Jackie Chan's 10 Most Brutal Injuries, Ranked | ScreenRant.

Just remembered that Project A clocktower one where he lands on his neck too :grimacing: :grimacing:

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nice! (well, not for him!)

I remember the police story ones and the police story 2 one. The jumping off the bus one was the one i was talking about, and the pole slide is legendary.

Broken sternum sounds f’ing horrific!

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80s action films are just so violent.

America in the 80s had a soaring violent crime rate, so guess that’s genuinely how people thought the future would be.

you’ve got your “the” on the wrong film :wink:

i highly doubt i will watch apostle again! but it was really good. Do you know which scene i mean? that was particularly gruesome? yikes!

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I know exactly which scene you mean. It was…unpleasant.

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it was what the bad guy said as well! for added nastiness.

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Ok, I’ve attempted to do it. This game is ridiculous and futile! Tried to include a mix of films. I didn’t even really consider foreign films! (except motorcycle diaries.)

  • Hoop dreams (best documentary ever.)

  • Unbreakable (best comic book movie ever made. How they should be done.)

  • Last days (can’t even say why! Everything about it is so good. Character study, direction, dialogue, tone.)

  • Lars and the real girl (watched it for a 2nd time and completely fell in love with it. Beautiful. Ryan gosling did 2 films before he became massive that I loved. This and “half Nelson.” He’s a damn good actor. “too” famous now to be doing films like that.)

  • The motorcycle diaries (means a lot to me, politically and spiritually. Also a bloody good film.)

  • Gerry (another Van Sant masterpiece. Same time as “last days,” you just get lost in it. Existential.)

  • Spirited away (I simply adore Ghibli. I’d like to have picked a more obscure, earlier, one but, you know what, spirited away was the one where they really nailed it. It got massive for a reason.)

  • Dead man’s shoes (love Shane meadows, love paddy, this is them at their best. What a film.

  • Princess bride (hilarious, amazing cast, cracking adventures, ridiculously good writing. All-time classic kid’s film, to be enjoyed by adults. “mawage!”

  • Napoleon dynamite (as discussed before, I love this film. )

There’s loads of “high brow” and foreign, and older stuff I’ve not included here! I really Todd solondz, he was someone who really influenced me when I was first getting into film. I’m into cinema vérité and dogma stuff; I was massively into “mumblecore” as well.

Could’ve selected literally 100+ others films. I’m already thinking of more now after writing the above. I hate this game! Wish I’d never done the list now!

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I’m still not able to edit posts! :roll_eyes:

Not the definite list but it’ll do for now :blush:

The Wicker Man
Halloween
Phenomena
Rosemary’s Baby
The VVitch
Sense and Sensibility
Suspiria
Fatal Attraction
Scream
The Thing

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Two Gus Van Sant films and no Drugstore Cowboy :frowning:

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mate, i’m gonna have to shock you even more, it would probably be pretty far down my list! I’ve defo seen it, but can’t really remember it! :flushed:

i love the whole “death trilogy” so elephant as well. I love good will hunting, idaho, paranoid park was good, milk too. I even remember “to die for” better than drugstore cowboy.

What can i say, sorry?! :slight_smile:

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You can have your own opinion and all, but when I become dicator of the world you’re gonna have to do some dungeon time.

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haha.

or, you know, i could just have a rewatch and get back to you?? :wink:

still, if it can better any of the death trilogy, good will hunting or idaho, it will have done VERY well…

In the spirit of full disclosure, I can’t remember being THAT impressed by Last Days. But I did see it in the cinema and was with someone who was quite vocal in their opinion that it was crap.

So maybe I need to rewatch.

Tbh. Van Sant seems like a hit and miss director. I respect his commitment to what he wants to do, but it can result in a Sea of Trees (not seen but heard it’s BAD)