your top 5 local 'things to do' list, you can submit them right now please

thank you for taking this thread seriously

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No problem at all x

Are we talking walking distance?

  1. Do a loop of the old college grounds at the top of the street before you get spotted…

  1. Start queuing up early for weekend only pick ups of hipster fish and chips at the Carlton Club

  1. Stand outside the house of Dodie Smith (yesterday a family with an actual dalmatian walked past us right outside, most exciting thing for a while)

  1. Look at the the local hoarder’s garden and see what outfit Anastasia the mannequin has on today.

  1. Stand outside a nearby house and hope they let you go in their greenhouse to see loads of cacti and something else that looks more phallic and he said was prehistoric or something

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Really want to go to the hip hop chip shop

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Prehistoric phallic thing…

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What an excellent post. Always been a big Tone fan

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Leeds Castle - with it’s hedge maze and crazy golf course.

Historic City of Rochester - (12th century castle and 11th century Cathedral)

Chatham historic dockyard

Bluewater shopping centre

Diggerland

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These don’t feel like things you could now.

Kilmainham gaol

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Swim in sewage

Birthplace of Bram stoker and vampire themed greasy spoon

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Bowe’s pub

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Bucket of sausages

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Aw, Wicksteed! Can’t wait to take the family to that

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Hang on @Joke2000 you can’t include your local theme park. This is all false advertising unless your theme park is essential. Is it?

All but Diggerland you can still do (Bluewater is stll open to go food shopping and the rest you can walk around the outside grounds areas if you book)

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Take a trip to the wetlands and see the wildfowl

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Take a walk up Twm Barlum

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See some Roman stuff in Caerleon

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Buy to Record from Diverse, say hi to the GLC’s Graham the Bear

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Visit the finest Transporter Bridge in the UK

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Request to redact Doggerland please admins

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This isn’t a covid thread

Lol. Dogger

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But you said things you can do “now”

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He says all sorts of things doesn’t he!

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I have no faith in the man anymore tbqh

As the greatest living Briton he can do what he wants

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