your worst attempt at chatting someone up

can’t believe she called you mark instead of eric.

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Sigh

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YES!

Just remembered at a house party when I was talking to an attrative and then she came and sat down on me and said ‘do they call you big ben?’ and I said ‘no’ and she just walked off.

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Big Ben is actually the name of the clock

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There was that time at school when I handed the then love of my life a valentines card that I’d spent many hours making and she laughed in my face. Not even meanly, just impulsively.

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discussing your favourite b*witched song?

sympathy like: had the same thing happen to me.

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not sure why this is the one that’s done me, but it is

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Say you will
Say you won’t
Say you’ll lmnprty.com

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Probably for the best, would be terrible to have her choose between the two of you.

Probably best to ignore that link

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Bloody French globalist political parties.

(doesn’t work)

I’m so utterly utterly oblivious. I reckon there have been upwards of three (four) instances of people actually trying to chat me up in total and I have not realised for any of them.

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Still waiting for your comments on the photo I PMd you btw, no rush.

It all looks healthy

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Phew

Amazing work. Absolutely done.

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What’s wrong with being sXe?

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