It all looks healthy
Phew
Amazing work. Absolutely done.
Whatās wrong with being sXe?
Thatās not for me to say - what do you think?
canāt remember it too specifically but i tried to start chatting some girls up at a festival, then sat on a bench which fell over
iām sure the details would be even funnier if i could remember them
my mates were sat nearby and quite rightly died laughing
Play it cool wiggy, play it cool
thing is, del boy doesnāt say anything to them he just falls over
iād definitely said something to them, and therefore iām pretty sure they directly laughed at me
which was fair enough
why donāt people just say āIām going to chat you up nowā before they chat you up?
I will now begin the chatting up, stand by
Brace yourself
some girls have given me compliments btw just so you know
āI like your t-shirtā
thatās a good wholesome compliment. everyone wins with that one
ā¦are you chatting me up?
sorry
what a relief!
Once the personal head chef of a monarch (not getting more specific than that, not UK) took me back to her flat after a night out to ācheck out the kitchenā but I was so drunk I sat on her bed and passed out. When I woke up at 6am I stumbled home in the blistering cold/sweltering heat/middling appropriate seasonal temperature of the time and later that day found out sheād deleted me on Facebook having added me the night before during our night out.
Relevant to the topic because Iāve literally never once tried to āchat somebody upā for the sport of it but the mate I was out with was on a mission to so he had instigated the chat with this lady and her mate and letās just say he didnāt end up getting taken home by anyone so Iām a dangerous wing-man to roll with.
OH MAN! At a house party I walked past two people who had just hooked up, they were having a big sloppy smooch and then after the kiss the guy looked her straight in the eyes and said āfeedback?ā
What a fucking amateur. Obviously you send them a SurveyMonkey the next day.