- How did you know?
- Oh yeah, go on then
- No I’m not, sorry
I’ve just chucked a sausage and bean melt in the oven
I’m having chicken Super Noodles, a pasty, ready salted Seabrooks and a Snickers, sorry.
Anything on top of those beans?
Cheese and a load of Lea & Perrins cheers.
Needs a “I’ll starve to death before eating baked beans” option.
I’m having a chicken wrap, fyi.
Anything in those beans?
How many slices of toast?
One whole slice in the middle and a triangle half either side, obviously.
I usually have 2 with the beans and a 3rd as a starter while the beans are in the pan
chilli sauce stirred into the beans
What kind of portion size are we talking?
I just had a
’Lufttorkad skinka, Västerbottenost, färsk timjan och senapsmajonäs grillad macka’
That’s a cheese and ham toastie to you
one in the middle. 2 cut in half at each side and a 4th cut into quarters for each corner.
I don’t have any more questions but feel free to ask your own
two slices of wholemeal, toasted
some non-dairy bullshit spread
half a tin of beans
plenty of tabasco
Ooh like an octagon of bread?
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No I’m not, I’m having cheese on toast.
Any sauce on that?