You're staying at a close friend's home

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In the night you need to go for a wee. You haven’t been told the house rules. Your host’s bathroom is within hearing distance of the toilet flush. Do you:

  • Flush
  • Leave the wee overnight to be found in the morning

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Flush a wee
Leave a shit

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What would you prefer a house guest to do

  • Flush
  • Leave

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Wee in the sink.

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Wake them up and ask. It’s only polite.

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By pissing on them

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I voted leave but as in get the fuck out of my house

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go and piss in your own house

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If people aren’t flushing their ensuite they’re not coming back

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Much rather be woken by a flush (I wouldn’t be) than see someone else’s manky wee in the morning.

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They’ve made dinner for themselves, but not you

  • Totally fine, I brought my own food
  • Totally fine, I didn’t want to eat anyway
  • Totally fine, I will go out and get something of my own
  • Totally fine, other reason
  • Not OK, I would expect to be fed also
  • Not OK, I would expect to be served food, and they do not eat as long as I’m there.
  • Not OK, other reason
  • Don’t care

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That’s your answer to everything

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More concerned about the morning pooing situation, tbqfh

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They’ve given you a glass of orange juice, but you notice some remnant food / dirt on one side of the glass on the rim.

  • Ask for another glass as this one is dirty. Ask that new orange juice is poured also.
  • Ask for another glass as this one is dirty. Allow them to pour the existing juice into the new glass.
  • Drink it anyway, it’s not touching the liquid, and you can just drink from the other side.
  • Drink it anyway, but feel utterly gross about the whole thing.
  • Conveniently forget to drink the orange juice.
  • Other.

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Not gonna lie this thread is giving me the fear, i’ve got people i don’t really know staying for the weekend and the breakfast situation is hurting my head. I don’t really eat breakfast, if you’ve given a couple of strangers your spare room you don’t have to provide breakfast do you.
Weirdly despite me not really knowing them they will be spending all friday evening and all day saturday with me.

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pretend you’re swedish and just eat by yourself

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Just give them some stale m&s combo mix

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Fuck off :rofl:
Maybe they’ll bring me some beer and drink it themselves

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Lads.

I’m in Leeds Saturday actually if you want me to beat them up

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The guys about 6’3 and has got a massive slayer tattoo across his stomach.