You're surrounded by people and you smell a fart


#1

How do you passively make it clear to the people around you that you were not responsible?

Thanks


#2

Alvvays about to start in a few minutes and the culprit is a serial offender. Proper gag inducing times.


#3

It’s almost always me who did it so yes of course


#4

Oh how? I do a disgusted face and leave the area ASAP


#5

Not an answer, doesn’t matter who did it


#6

Best I’ve got so far is looking around disgusted (zero eye contact) kinda covering my nose, looking sick.


#7

But I want to watch the band, so leaving is not an option. Part of me suspects that’s the intention.


#8

Three now, and the intensity makes me think it’s the guy in front of me. I am currently irrationally hating him.


#9

Not sure that’s irrational tbh


#10

Ignore it like the adults we all are


#11

You know the rules, who smelt it dealt it.


#12

Say wahey!


#13

Have a quick scan around to find a male present i vaguely get along with and say something along the lines of ‘come on, mate, we spoke about this, that’s fucking disgusting’ whilst frowning and shaking my head.


#14

Just shout what the fuck what the fuck over and over, while exiting the room.

Really don’t like public farts.


#15

Point at Epimer


#16

Look smug.


#17

Start pissing on the floor to distract everyone


#18

You can’t. Just take the golden opportunity to drop your own guts without stressing about it.


#19

Was anyone at that ATP festival at Butlins Minehead where they were selling hot dogs in each venue, man there were some rank guffs that weekend and I think a few of the bands mentioned it onstage.


#20

wrinkle my nose up a bit in disgust but subtly enough that it doesn’t look like i’m trying too hard to prove something