You're surrounded by people and you smell a fart

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#1

How do you passively make it clear to the people around you that you were not responsible?

Thanks

#2

Alvvays about to start in a few minutes and the culprit is a serial offender. Proper gag inducing times.

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#3

It’s almost always me who did it so yes of course

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#4

Oh how? I do a disgusted face and leave the area ASAP

#5

Not an answer, doesn’t matter who did it

#6

Best I’ve got so far is looking around disgusted (zero eye contact) kinda covering my nose, looking sick.

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#7

But I want to watch the band, so leaving is not an option. Part of me suspects that’s the intention.

#8

Three now, and the intensity makes me think it’s the guy in front of me. I am currently irrationally hating him.

#9

Not sure that’s irrational tbh

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#10

Ignore it like the adults we all are

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#12

Say wahey!

#13

Have a quick scan around to find a male present i vaguely get along with and say something along the lines of ‘come on, mate, we spoke about this, that’s fucking disgusting’ whilst frowning and shaking my head.

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#14

Just shout what the fuck what the fuck over and over, while exiting the room.

Really don’t like public farts.

#15

Point at Epimer

#16

Look smug.

#17

Start pissing on the floor to distract everyone

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#18

You can’t. Just take the golden opportunity to drop your own guts without stressing about it.

#19

Was anyone at that ATP festival at Butlins Minehead where they were selling hot dogs in each venue, man there were some rank guffs that weekend and I think a few of the bands mentioned it onstage.

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#20

wrinkle my nose up a bit in disgust but subtly enough that it doesn’t look like i’m trying too hard to prove something