Love How Its Made videos. Not so sure about Watch It Melt.

You’re excused. You can sit on the bench and watch everyone else play netball, the world’s least fun sport.

Some men just want to watch the world melt.

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Maybe the hot knife guy is really rich and spent a fortune on making sure we see him stabbing things?

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You’d be a terrible PE teacher. The standard response to “I can’t do this activity because my doctor says I might cause myself irreparable harm” is to run laps of something on your own while everyone else has fun.

I rarely did PE at school. I was good at writing my own convincing forged notes. Or just not going to school when it was PE.

I have a bone condition that meant I couldn’t do contact sports for a few years for (legitimate, doctor-approved) fear of breaking every long bone in my body. PE teachers seemed to take this as a personal insult of some kind.

I have spent way too much time supervising kids using dangerous stuff. So I automatically start mentally going “no, that is not how you use a stanley knife, put that down” “why is this not in a fume cupboard”?

(Or adults who have volunteered to make rockwall panels but turn out to be less sensible than schoolkids- @Ruffers please never ever let N near an electric drill or even a stanley knife unsupervised ever again)

Yeah love it. Hydraulic presses, stuff with fire/blowtorches/hot metal balls (steady…), stuff getting destroyed in slow motion.

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I think all school PE teachers must go to a special school of sadism where they also disavow medicine. They all seem to think asthma stems from personal and moral weakness too.

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No but I have seen Uranium and Iridium together in my dreams :wink:

This is how they turn you. Soon you’ll be a huge fan of Roosh and wearing a Donald Trump hat. It was nice (vaguely) knowing you before your complete turn to evil.

The bar of soap looks like it’s dying and oozing out its internal organs!

I watched it because I was all “yeah this is going to be really satisfying, like those videos where they perfectly cut a dessert” and then it was all stabbing and oozing and lovingly blowtorching the knife and I was a bit :worried:

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This video is put together in a weird and disturbingly sensual way. I think it’s the slow fluid knife movements coupled with the sounds. Sooooo weird.

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Love the bit at 5:30 - super cool

^ cock in hand

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The rubber duck :’)

That guy really loves heating up his knife in a ritualistic way, doesn’t he?

When I was at school, we were making some scale foam models of furniture with a hot wire. My friend spent ages cutting her things just so, but then picked up the superglue to stick them with. In seconds she had a pool of steaming goo on the table.

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Just like @Twinkletoes watching these videos.