#12

You’re excused. You can sit on the bench and watch everyone else play netball, the world’s least fun sport.

#13

Some men just want to watch the world melt.

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#14

Maybe the hot knife guy is really rich and spent a fortune on making sure we see him stabbing things?

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#16

You’d be a terrible PE teacher. The standard response to “I can’t do this activity because my doctor says I might cause myself irreparable harm” is to run laps of something on your own while everyone else has fun.

#18

I rarely did PE at school. I was good at writing my own convincing forged notes. Or just not going to school when it was PE.

#19

I have a bone condition that meant I couldn’t do contact sports for a few years for (legitimate, doctor-approved) fear of breaking every long bone in my body. PE teachers seemed to take this as a personal insult of some kind.

#20

I have spent way too much time supervising kids using dangerous stuff. So I automatically start mentally going “no, that is not how you use a stanley knife, put that down” “why is this not in a fume cupboard”?

(Or adults who have volunteered to make rockwall panels but turn out to be less sensible than schoolkids- @Ruffers please never ever let N near an electric drill or even a stanley knife unsupervised ever again)

#21

Yeah love it. Hydraulic presses, stuff with fire/blowtorches/hot metal balls (steady…), stuff getting destroyed in slow motion.

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#23

I think all school PE teachers must go to a special school of sadism where they also disavow medicine. They all seem to think asthma stems from personal and moral weakness too.

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#24

No but I have seen Uranium and Iridium together in my dreams :wink:

#25

This is how they turn you. Soon you’ll be a huge fan of Roosh and wearing a Donald Trump hat. It was nice (vaguely) knowing you before your complete turn to evil.

#27

The bar of soap looks like it’s dying and oozing out its internal organs!

I watched it because I was all “yeah this is going to be really satisfying, like those videos where they perfectly cut a dessert” and then it was all stabbing and oozing and lovingly blowtorching the knife and I was a bit :worried:

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#28

This video is put together in a weird and disturbingly sensual way. I think it’s the slow fluid knife movements coupled with the sounds. Sooooo weird.

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#29

Love the bit at 5:30 - super cool

#30

^ cock in hand

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#31

The rubber duck :’)

#32

That guy really loves heating up his knife in a ritualistic way, doesn’t he?

#33

When I was at school, we were making some scale foam models of furniture with a hot wire. My friend spent ages cutting her things just so, but then picked up the superglue to stick them with. In seconds she had a pool of steaming goo on the table.

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#34

Just like @Twinkletoes watching these videos.

#35

Yep, it’s full on TV serial killer stuff! I think there’s also something about the lack of any background noise or music - like they’re really focusing in on the sound the knife makes as it slices, achingly slowly and smoothly, through each object :joy:

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