I think all school PE teachers must go to a special school of sadism where they also disavow medicine. They all seem to think asthma stems from personal and moral weakness too.

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No but I have seen Uranium and Iridium together in my dreams :wink:

This is how they turn you. Soon you’ll be a huge fan of Roosh and wearing a Donald Trump hat. It was nice (vaguely) knowing you before your complete turn to evil.

The bar of soap looks like it’s dying and oozing out its internal organs!

I watched it because I was all “yeah this is going to be really satisfying, like those videos where they perfectly cut a dessert” and then it was all stabbing and oozing and lovingly blowtorching the knife and I was a bit :worried:

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This video is put together in a weird and disturbingly sensual way. I think it’s the slow fluid knife movements coupled with the sounds. Sooooo weird.

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Love the bit at 5:30 - super cool

^ cock in hand

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The rubber duck :’)

That guy really loves heating up his knife in a ritualistic way, doesn’t he?

When I was at school, we were making some scale foam models of furniture with a hot wire. My friend spent ages cutting her things just so, but then picked up the superglue to stick them with. In seconds she had a pool of steaming goo on the table.

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Just like @Twinkletoes watching these videos.

Yep, it’s full on TV serial killer stuff! I think there’s also something about the lack of any background noise or music - like they’re really focusing in on the sound the knife makes as it slices, achingly slowly and smoothly, through each object :joy:

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If it smells like melted polystyrene, he needs to see his doctor.

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It could definitely be one of those sections they have in murder mysteries where they have a little scene from the murderer’s perspective without showing you their identity.

mine is mostly recommending joanna newsom currently.

every time I feel like watching some idiot gamer whinging about anita sarkeesian (or whatever it is they hate these days) I realise I’ll have to put up with it recommending hundreds of similar videos, which puts me off instantly. some good does come of it, I guess.

Open a private window and open up youtube? For all your grot and dodgy stuff.

some things are better left unseen

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YouTube keeps recommending “Americans try Finnish candy for the first time” videos.

possibly because i watched a few of them

hydraulic press channel is passé. it’s all about the water jet cutting channel now.

I love salmiakki, probably because I am wrong and disgusting.