These two posts have retroactively removed any enjoyment I have ever had from eating a twix
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i had a twix yesterday and now i wish i hadnt
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Happy to help.
Eating Jaffa cakes is wrong full stop, tbh.
I like to lick the end of my Kvik Luns until it starts melting a bit then rub the chocolate off on my nipples before devouring the wafer below.
Not tried one of those? Caramely?
Good grief!
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dont need to worry about that post of the week thread this week, this is the winner 
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A+++++++ fav Jordo thread in some time
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Just realised I’ve completely forgotten about that for 2 or 3 weeks. Ooops
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Thought we’d knocked the “yer ma” gags on the head. Really disappointed if not, I’ve got a ton of em
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Nibble round the chocolate edges, then nibble chocolate off the top of the Jaffa, eat the cake til you’re left with just Jaffa, then eat the Jaffa
Reverse steps two and three and you’ve got it
I find having the Jaffa still attached to the cake gives me more purchase, congrats if you’ve nailed it without though!
I’ll either pick it off it it’s cold but sometimes I’ll just suck it off
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Put it in your mouth and just enjoy it for goodness sakes, it doesn’t have to be hard.
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I really want an entry into that thread too
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TOTAL ECLIPSE