#7

These two posts have retroactively removed any enjoyment I have ever had from eating a twix

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#8

i had a twix yesterday and now i wish i hadnt

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#9

Happy to help.

#10

Eating Jaffa cakes is wrong full stop, tbh.

#11

I like to lick the end of my Kvik Luns until it starts melting a bit then rub the chocolate off on my nipples before devouring the wafer below.

#12

I like to lick the end of yer maw a bit

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POTW — bit eraly edition
#13

Not tried one of those? Caramely?

#14

Good grief!

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#15

dont need to worry about that post of the week thread this week, this is the winner :smiley:

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#16

A+++++++ fav Jordo thread in some time

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#17

Just realised I’ve completely forgotten about that for 2 or 3 weeks. Ooops

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#18

Thought we’d knocked the “yer ma” gags on the head. Really disappointed if not, I’ve got a ton of em

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#19

Nibble round the chocolate edges, then nibble chocolate off the top of the Jaffa, eat the cake til you’re left with just Jaffa, then eat the Jaffa

#20

Reverse steps two and three and you’ve got it

#21

I find having the Jaffa still attached to the cake gives me more purchase, congrats if you’ve nailed it without though!

#22

I’ll either pick it off it it’s cold but sometimes I’ll just suck it off

#23

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:open_mouth:

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#24

Put it in your mouth and just enjoy it for goodness sakes, it doesn’t have to be hard.

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#25

I really want an entry into that thread too

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#26

TOTAL ECLIPSE