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Like this fool who didn’t see the skateboard when he was starting a thread about those massage chairs in service stations.

“How do you think those massage chairs in servi…oh fuck, who left that there?!!”

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“I’m so close to finishing this house of cards, I sure hope nothing stops me completing it!”

Head spontaneously sets on fire

“Oh no!”

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Put the video camera on lads

I’m going to try to paste an image into my post on DiS

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video runs of me asleep in a chair in a garden. Why is someone filming this? who knows?

pack of chinchillas suddenly jump on me from a tree

chair collapses, I wake up screaming

head chinchilla grins at the camera

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I’ve been accused of an armed robbery I didn’t commit!

uproarious laughter

Prefer the ones with a twist.

Like a man precariously teetering over a lake attempting to fish out a football. He’s on the edge, tiptoes, one hand lent on a wonky looking post when he wobbles and…

Retrieves the ball successfully before receiving a phone call from his wife she tells him that their marriage is over and she’s left for Morocco with the kids.

Harry Hill does a voice.

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Should traffic wardens be armed

A bunch of people are in a field milling around aimlessly, they have tags in their ears and look confused until a dog comes and starts herding them into a different paddock, at which point a chap in a Barbour jacket and wellies comes and shuts the gate and leaves on a tractor.

Harry Hill: Welcome to You’ve Been Farmed!

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Something I’m sure we can all relate to.

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“You really shouldn’t be using police evidence like this, officer.”

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Yes I’m covered in sick, yes I’m trying to seduce a bollard, yes I’m throwing my shoes at passing cars…

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Mafiosa stories?