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Like this fool who didn’t see the skateboard when he was starting a thread about those massage chairs in service stations.
“How do you think those massage chairs in servi…oh fuck, who left that there?!!”
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“I’m so close to finishing this house of cards, I sure hope nothing stops me completing it!”
Head spontaneously sets on fire
“Oh no!”
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Put the video camera on lads
I’m going to try to paste an image into my post on DiS
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video runs of me asleep in a chair in a garden. Why is someone filming this? who knows?
pack of chinchillas suddenly jump on me from a tree
chair collapses, I wake up screaming
head chinchilla grins at the camera
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I’ve been accused of an armed robbery I didn’t commit!
uproarious laughter
Prefer the ones with a twist.
Like a man precariously teetering over a lake attempting to fish out a football. He’s on the edge, tiptoes, one hand lent on a wonky looking post when he wobbles and…
Retrieves the ball successfully before receiving a phone call from his wife she tells him that their marriage is over and she’s left for Morocco with the kids.
Harry Hill does a voice.
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Should traffic wardens be armed
A bunch of people are in a field milling around aimlessly, they have tags in their ears and look confused until a dog comes and starts herding them into a different paddock, at which point a chap in a Barbour jacket and wellies comes and shuts the gate and leaves on a tractor.
Harry Hill: Welcome to You’ve Been Farmed!
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Something I’m sure we can all relate to.
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Yes I’m covered in sick, yes I’m trying to seduce a bollard, yes I’m throwing my shoes at passing cars…
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Mafiosa stories?