I hope you are all ashamed.
The benefit is not having cold hands
Wash them in cold water anyway
A few years ago Lauren Laverne told me I’d been brushing my teeth wrong. Apparently you’re not supposed to rinse your mouth out afterwards (seems like bollocks).
Assumed that the temperature of the water would burn your hands before it killed bacteria, the idea is to wash them off.
i dont wash my hands
You’re definitely meant to rinse the bollocks afterwards, or the mint really stings.
was that on her old night time dental program?
Nah mate. ‘Tingles’.
A day with fresh testicles makes you
The envy of all the resticles.
I have no idea where I heard this. I just remember her lovely North Eastern tones.
aint nobody got time for that*
*recent example of an outdated meme
They’ll be telling us we’ve been washing our butts wrong next
Lifehack: wash your bum upside down like monkeys do
Threads like this, and others like it, back in 2010/11 are the reason I joined The Drowned In Sound Social Board
i thought about leaving after that particular one
Definitely an A. Bs are insane.