You've just been given 20 grand that can only be spent on plastic surgery

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what’s on your order?
I’d get a perfect set of gnashers. Then add a gold grill on top.

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how did you break your nose chum

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Don’t think 20k would be enough tbh

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hench dong

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can they do that without making it pencil width yet? Just asking for a friend…

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Oooo… I’d have a beak surgically attached to my face.

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If I lived in Sweden first do you reckon it would be easier to move to Norway?

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now you’re just being silly witches

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Wild front ear

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Get my nose reconstructed. Not for aesthetic reasons but for sinus reasons.

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bit of a shallow reason there m8

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gold plated cocaine nail.

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Hair transplant

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Balls on my chin

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i’d get a big, fuck-off young-brando jawline. on the waterfront style.

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well, it wouldn’t be as far to travel

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breast reduction and lift

teeth straightened and whitened

if there is any left they can lift my eye bags a bit

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Cock reduction

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Didn’t someone serve that on Masterchef?

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Hook up a pipe to my navel and just suck out 20 grand’s worth of fat.