You've just been given 20 grand that can only be spent on plastic surgery

what’s on your order?
I’d get a perfect set of gnashers. Then add a gold grill on top.


how did you break your nose chum

Don’t think 20k would be enough tbh

hench dong


can they do that without making it pencil width yet? Just asking for a friend…

Oooo… I’d have a beak surgically attached to my face.


If I lived in Sweden first do you reckon it would be easier to move to Norway?

now you’re just being silly witches

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Wild front ear

Get my nose reconstructed. Not for aesthetic reasons but for sinus reasons.

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bit of a shallow reason there m8

gold plated cocaine nail.

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Hair transplant

Balls on my chin

i’d get a big, fuck-off young-brando jawline. on the waterfront style.

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well, it wouldn’t be as far to travel

breast reduction and lift

teeth straightened and whitened

if there is any left they can lift my eye bags a bit

Cock reduction

Didn’t someone serve that on Masterchef?


Hook up a pipe to my navel and just suck out 20 grand’s worth of fat.