You've just been given 20 grand that can only be spent on plastic surgery


#1

what’s on your order?
I’d get a perfect set of gnashers. Then add a gold grill on top.


#2

straighten broken nose out

balance to big bumplants


#3

how did you break your nose chum


#4

Don’t think 20k would be enough tbh


#5

hench dong


#6

can they do that without making it pencil width yet? Just asking for a friend…


#7

Oooo… I’d have a beak surgically attached to my face.


#8

old fashioned donnybrook with my brother.

was fully splat. had it fixed once so its not as bad, just points north north easterly now.


#9

If I lived in Sweden first do you reckon it would be easier to move to Norway?


#10

now you’re just being silly witches


#11

Wild front ear


#12

Get my nose reconstructed. Not for aesthetic reasons but for sinus reasons.


#13

bit of a shallow reason there m8


#14

gold plated cocaine nail.


#15

Hair transplant


#16

Balls on my chin


#17

i’d get a big, fuck-off young-brando jawline. on the waterfront style.


#18

well, it wouldn’t be as far to travel


#19

breast reduction and lift

teeth straightened and whitened

if there is any left they can lift my eye bags a bit


#20

Cock reduction