You've just died. Before your eyes a list of statistics appears, displaying a count of everything you've ever done

Which one of your stats would be unusually high?

(I’m just stealing thread ideas from reddit now. On you go.)

Pooping.

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The amount of time I’ve spent reading DiS

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Walking to the fridge. Looking inside. Sighing. Walking away

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I think the ‘time wasted on the internet’ statistic would make me want to die. But I’d already be dead, so that’s nice.

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Every cloud etc

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sweet merciful relief

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Probably time spent sat on a toilet not pooing or weeing. Not due to constipation, more psychological crutch reasons.

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Time spent persuading my daughter to brush her teeth. Ludicrous ratio of cajoling time to actual brushing time

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This is all very civil.

Not sure I want to sully it with my Thursday response.

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The amount of times I have tapped my feet with excitement, concentration, or anxiety.

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SULLY IT

image

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Was just doing this and immediately stopped when I read this. Get told off for it all the time.

Sleeping

Amount of time spent thinking about or planning sex vs time spent having sex

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Puns
Listing obscure footballers

oh you like obscure footballers? name all of them.

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Time spent deciding whether to stand here or here during a gig

Feeling guilt after eating too much peanut butter

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Threads made

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