You've just died. Before your eyes a list of statistics appears, displaying a count of everything you've ever done

Steve Cherry
Mark Patterson
Chris Curran
Mick Heathcote
Richard Logan
Paul Williams
Martin Barlow
Ronnie Mauge
Chris Leadbitter
Adrian Littlejohn
Mickey Evans
Chris Billy
Ian Baird
Carlo Corazzin

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Collecting obscure bands

My wife said she was going to stop going to the cinema with me because of it.

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Thinking about what to have for dinner

(and lunch)
(and breakfast)

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Fighting%20Baseball

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Not a thing

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I will not have the greatest team ever to grace the Wembley turf taunted in this way.

slices of cheese on toast eaten:

roughly 14,500 so far

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Maybe I’ve been spending too much time watching Bob’s Burgers, but have you considered turning it into a high stakes black ops mission to save the world?

I’ve definitely been spending too much time watching Bob’s Burgers.

Time spent on buses.
Time spent on dis.
Time spent on dis on buses.
Time spent watching parliament on buses
Time spent watching parliament while on dis.

I’m yet to achieve the complete trifecta of time on buses watching parliament while on dis.

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Time spent on dis at bus stops pining over girls

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Time spent on dis at girls’ houses pining over bus stops.

6 Likes

Time spent browsing frinkiac

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I like how a lot of these are statistics that would be unusually high for the general populous, but probably bang average for DiSers

Distance travelled.
Time spent listening to music
Life wasted on the internet

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Nights spent in hotels.

Amount of time anxiously thinking about doing something vs. actually doing the thing.

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the amount of time i spend talking to myself in various ridiculous accents.

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Total fart duration (cumulative)

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Wa…lking

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