Time spent thinking about awkward interactions with people compared with the time the other people involved spent thinking about it
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one of the top answers to this on reddit was ‘shower arguments win/loss ratio’ and yep.
Number of bottles of Otrivine nasal decongestant used. It’s likely my cause of death will be ‘nose imploded’.
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It’s going to be number of words typed, which is a bit depressing because that’s work-related. Other than that, I’ve not really got any exceptional statistics
The amount of joy I brought to my fellow man
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How would that be measured? Star rating?
Just straight up “Amount of joy brought to fellow man - 1.5m”
1.5 metres of joy?
1.5 MILLION
1.5 million metres?
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Yes, that’s right.
That’s a lot of joy, good for you.
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Time spent watching people play Cities Skylines/Prison Architect/Oxygen Not Included to get ideas on how best to play them and then not actually playing the games to implement said ideas.
Definitely masturbation
Abandoned dreams and failed ambitions
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Creeping and lurking.
Times I’ve been close to tragedy (or close to those who have)
Amount of impressions that I’ve got
Number of times I’ve never had to knock on wood
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Knee jiggling due to caffeine
I can keep it in mind for the future - at the moment she’s too young to understand the stakes and would happily watch the world burn 
ratio of time spent laughing at own jokes vs other people laughing at my jokes