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Karl Marx’s later writings required substantially more proofreading than Das Kapital

Don’t want to stifle anyone’s “freedom of speech” or innovatory tendencies but I’ve just spoken to a John McDonnell and your answers here will be used as evidence when the revolution comes and the people’s courts are established

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Why do your friends talk to wardrobes?

mostly thanking them for their dilligent, ceaseless work

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Make love not wardrobes

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Keep Calm

and

Drop the equivalent of six months’ full time minimum wage pre-tax salary on a wardrobe

Embroidered on a £500 designer hand towel

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Never a truer word said, my robot libertarian friend

Priority boarding.

sean said the priority board is here to stay, as long as you keep up your DiS premium payments

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A friend of mine kept going on about buying a Porsche kettle (which they didn’t buy in the end). I argued that a manufacturer of cars wouldn’t know anything about kettles and he’d be better off with a Morphy Richards

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i would definitely drive a Morphy Richards hatchback though

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How hard can it be to make a kettle though? Surely if Morphy Richards were any good at engineering they’d be making cars not kettles?