Rabbits unite! (I must listen to this.)

I wish I was Ox.

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NEW DATES
Capricorn: January 20 - February 16
Aquarius: February 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11 – April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Cancer: July 20 – August 10
Leo: August 10 – September 16
Virgo: September 16 – October 30
Libra: October 30 – November 23
Scorpio: November 23 – November 29
Ophiuchus: November 29 – December 17
Sagittarius: December 17 – January 20

  • I have the same sign as before
  • My sign has changed to another pre existing sign
  • My sign has changed to Ophiuchus!
  • I am now on a ‘cusp’ (aka a shared date between 2 signs)

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My NEW sign is:

  • Capricorn
  • Aquarius
  • Pisces
  • Aries
  • Taurus
  • Gemini
  • Cancer
  • Leo
  • Virgo
  • Libra
  • Scorpio
  • Ophiuchus
  • Sagittarius

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  • I have blamed Mercury being in retrograde as an excuse for doing something wrong
  • I have not done this yet
  • I have not and will not do this

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Imagine being anything but dragon

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this is fucking bullshit

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Blame Ophuchius!

I’m a day off being in 2 there

Always knew i was the GOAT

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Like the way that the three polls are basically a way of narrowing down your date/year of birth.

Dunno how Pervs is going to get ‘mother’s maiden name’ into poll format next…

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  • I am Kele Okereke
  • I am not Kele Okereke

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My National Insurance number starts with:

  • A
  • B
  • C
  • D
  • E
  • F
  • G
  • H
  • I
  • J
  • K
  • L
  • M
  • N
  • O
  • P
  • Q
  • R
  • S
  • T
  • U
  • V
  • W
  • X
  • Y
  • Z

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new scorpio is so shortchanged wtfhatemynewlife

Why did it change? Presumably years of research?

Because they’ve stuffed Ophiuchus in there. That said, a bunch of places have claimed that the signs haven’t changed, but I think they’re just in denial.

Haven’t we all reeeeey etc.

Will it change back at some point? I was quite attached to Taurus.

Is Zodiac, David ‘Finchy’ Fincher’s best film?

  • Well, duh - obviously
  • Some wrong opinion/“Well actually, if you view Fight Club as a satire as intended…”

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Astrology is horse shit. That’s all I can contribute.

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