Zombie apocalypse


#1

THEY’RE COMING. You can grab one (1) item that is currently within arm’s reach with which to defend yourself. What do you choose?


#2

27" 3.5GHz i7 iMac with 16gb of RAM and an NVIDIA GeForce GTX 780M graphics card


#3

Going to post some scathing tweets about them, are we?


#4

Fucking smash their skulls in with it mate


#5

I don’t think you’ve got that kind of audience tbh.


#6

a pair of feckin women’s knickers


#7

Nice one, mate :wink:


#8


#10

Well that’s handy. Thought you’d be stuck with a mostly eaten roast chicken carcass.


#11

i’ve got a hammer within arms reach, so that


#12

I’m at chez Balonz which is a chicken carcass free zone


#13

don’t be that guy Eps


#14

Actually, this is my answer as well, MacBook Pro would be much easier to swing at cranium than the full-blown iMac


#16

I reckon my weight utilitarian work Dell would be much more use for skull smashing. Fuck you, apple twats!


#17

^ is currently sat on the toilet and worried about how far three sheets of thin toilet paper is going to get him in the post-apocalyptic wastelands


#19

Rolled up newspaper


#20

There is a short sample of this in the unit behind me:

So probably that


#21

Bottle of wine


#22

I have a WW2 rocket launcher on me today for some training I was doing. I might struggle to find actual rockets for it but it is a heafty beast.


#23

Power cord with plug on the end. I could swing it around my head and whack the bastards with it (I’d be done for within seconds).