#31

In case of the zombie apocalypse, which group of people would you rather surround yourself with?

  • Geeks
  • Jocks

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No “it depends” OR “a combination”.

#32

NB I’m taking “jocks” to be the pejorative term for Scottish people. You massive, massive racist.

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#33

Yeah she meant Scots or Greeks I think… bit weird

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#34

scottish greeks eh?!

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#35

The trick is to surround yourself with people who are just slightly slower at running than you are.

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#36

I’ve got a spare guitar neck from a Squier Strat within arms reach. Could definitely batter some brains with that.

#37

That wasn’t an option in the poll

#38

It was why I chose ‘Geeks’ though.

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#39

What about our encyclopedic knowledge of zombie history, strengths and weaknesses, dos and don’ts!? It’s like we’re just meat to you @marckee, honestly

#40

sharp, very heavy pair of dressmakers scissors. from what i’ve seen of the walking dead, zombie’s skulls must be quite soft because they can easily spilt under the weight of a screwdriver or whatever

#41

also that most zombies’ aren’t very clever

#42

why did i do two apostrophes wrong

#43

You’d be proper sorted with them Noidzy, fucking ideal bit of kit that, aim for the temples and let the zombies hit the floor

#44

Looks like we have our first victim…

#45

Zombies are so ubiquitous that even jocks know all the secrets.

#46

I have a pot of half eaten tuna and a mug.

reckon I’ll be fine.

#47

would have thought a cricket bat or baseball bat would have been better. the scissors aren’t very long. although on the walking dead (my mam is a big fan) they get right up and wrestle with them, hence the ability to use hammers, chisels, shivs made from tins of beans etc.

#48

I think we can all agree you need to apologise.

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#49

this has done me.

#51

Sack o’ door knobs