#39

What about our encyclopedic knowledge of zombie history, strengths and weaknesses, dos and don’ts!? It’s like we’re just meat to you @marckee, honestly

#40

sharp, very heavy pair of dressmakers scissors. from what i’ve seen of the walking dead, zombie’s skulls must be quite soft because they can easily spilt under the weight of a screwdriver or whatever

#41

also that most zombies’ aren’t very clever

#42

why did i do two apostrophes wrong

#43

You’d be proper sorted with them Noidzy, fucking ideal bit of kit that, aim for the temples and let the zombies hit the floor

#44

Looks like we have our first victim…

#45

Zombies are so ubiquitous that even jocks know all the secrets.

#46

I have a pot of half eaten tuna and a mug.

reckon I’ll be fine.

#47

would have thought a cricket bat or baseball bat would have been better. the scissors aren’t very long. although on the walking dead (my mam is a big fan) they get right up and wrestle with them, hence the ability to use hammers, chisels, shivs made from tins of beans etc.

#48

I think we can all agree you need to apologise.

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#49

this has done me.

#51

Sack o’ door knobs

#52

Close combat though, when you’re right amongst it, not sure there’s much I’d want more than a sturdy scissor

#53

You’re confusing knowledge with cleverness there.

#54

We’ve both suffered

#55

Got a pair of them, and also one of these that’s a good half metre long, that would probably be good too:

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#56

Thanks to @1101010 for appreciating this age old in-joke.

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#57

Everyone who’s voted for jocks here is GOING TO DIE. Have fun.

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#58

I always sleep next to a claw hammer, so that!

#59

Fuck, only have cushions, an empty mug and my mobile to hand and they’re all useless!