Ah fuck, ah fuck, fuck fuck fuck!

[Mert]

I’ve misplaced the Sword of Mercy! Has anyone seen it?

[rob.orch]

It’s ok, it’s right here with the stone of destiny

[colon_closed_bracket]

Lord have mercy!
I’ve misplaced
The Sword of Mercy!

[Unlucky]

It’s in the politics thread

[paidinfull]

Apparently it’s blunt. What’s the point of that?

[drastic_measures]

Archbishop of Canterbury:

[Ilovetoast]

The Offspring - Session

[the_ravens]

That doesn’t sound very merciful

[colinfilth]

The nunchuck of helping little old ladies cross the road

[futilityofendeavour]

Maybe you could find it in Lucretia (your reflection?)

[drspaceman]

@Mert have you found the Sword yet? shit’s tomorrow yo

[Mert]

Yeah it was down the side of the couch. Sent it to the palace on Wednesday by Royal Mail 24 so it should be there now. I’ve got the receipt.