I’ve misplaced the Sword of Mercy! Has anyone seen it?
It’s ok, it’s right here with the stone of destiny
Lord have mercy!
The Sword of Mercy!
It’s in the politics thread
Apparently it’s blunt. What’s the point of that?
Archbishop of Canterbury:
That doesn’t sound very merciful
The nunchuck of helping little old ladies cross the road
Maybe you could find it in Lucretia (your reflection?)
@Mert have you found the Sword yet? shit’s tomorrow yo
Yeah it was down the side of the couch. Sent it to the palace on Wednesday by Royal Mail 24 so it should be there now. I’ve got the receipt.