BRIT Awards 2025

MANCHES’ MOTHER: i dont know who this band are that’s just won, have you heard of them?

MANCHES puts on his reading glasses and surveys the television screen

MANCHES: The Black Pinks, you say? Can’t say I’m familiar

MANCHES’ MOTHER: that one, Jisoo, seems very talented

MANCHES: YOU TAKE THAT BACK SHE’S NOTHING COMPARED TO LISA

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Shame Lily didn’t win owt.

This lad was filmed in Preston, nowt to do with Manchester :neutral_face:

Just seen the full thing they had a posh cunt take the piss out of Preston, fuck em.

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Well, she’s not famous over here yet

… actually, just checked and Man I Need was top 10 here in September … doesn’t seem like any of her other songs have made it over yet though

Looks like she’s playing Avicii Arena here in May (cap. 15,000) but it’s very far from Sold Out from what I can see

interesting

I just had a look on the charts company website and her current album hasn’t been out of the top 5 here since release, and hasn’t been out of the top two since mid-November. Actually feels quite nice that in this globalised age you can be huge somewhere and middling at best a few countries over.

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Was that an actual stage invasion during SOMBR or was it part of the show?

Very weird

Biggest surprise of the night; Tony McCaroll shout out by Noel.

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Fucking ghostface!!!

That’s what comes from working with Joey Joe John-Joe Waronker for six months. The man’s an utter shit.

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Robbie making a good go at this TBF to him

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My suggestion for any politician that turns up to The Brits

she definitely went to Bedales, £54,385

Like Riverwise said, she’s absolutely huge. Big cross generational appeal I think. Sells massive numbers on physical media in our shop. She’s alright.

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This post just reminds me of this:

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The way he butchered saying phenomenal :joy:

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I enjoyed this year’s awards on the telly, but couldn’t help think about 30p Lee, Piers Morgan, and all those other anti-woke sorts who worried women would lose out to inclusion, so had a proper look at the numbers to distract myself from world war three live streaming on my telly

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