Can't remember the last time I actually enjoyed a cup of tea

Is it possible that tea is actually shit?

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You’re making it wrong.

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I’m really sad on your behalf barls

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When was the last time you bought gold top milk?

Exfuckingactly.

how long are you brewing it

Last night, for me

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I do largely agree with this. Only really accept or make a tea as an excuse to have biscuits.

Someone’s probably gonna get performatively angry about this but the best time for tea is in the evening imo, after dinner + a pint or joint

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This is what tea looks like in south east England due to the calcium in the water. Fucking shite.

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Enjoy every tea I have tbh

Except if someone else makes it and it’s too milky or in a cup with a non white interior

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Knew this would be a Barleysugar thread

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Tip it into another mug

MANCHES: man im thirsty

LORD BRITAIN: why not make a cup of tea old chap

MANCHES: cook a drink?! FUCK THAT

LORD BRITAIN: each to their own

MANCHES: really liked ultima vii btw, well ahead of its time

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how hot are we having our brews?

for me, there’s a perfect hotness that gives me a really deep hit of pleasure. hard to express said temperature without measuring it

but one of my sisters said I might be damaging my insides

hmm

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oh I hate that

every time I had a cup of tea in Staffordshire, the same stuff

this is why you don’t enjoy tea anymore

My sister offered me a cup of tea yesterday and I was like “you know what, yes please actually, that would be lovely” and then she made my tea and gave it to someone else by mistake and then, later on she offered me a drink and I said “just a glass of water please” and she brought me an orange squash.

God bless her but I think the pressure of being a host was getting to her a bit on the day.

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tea sux

You need to descale your kettle and/or south east England

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This isn’t my photo by the way, I googled it, but that’s basically what it looks like yeah

Descaling my kettle sounds like the easier option

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