Does anyone know if Heathrow Airport is open today?

:wink: Don’t mind me, I’m just being cheeky.

All the best to anyone inconvenienced by today’s disruptions x

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Heathrow

I’m trying Cathy but its hard when you’re dead!

Never read it so dunno if he does die

Reckon I’m the disser who was most recently at Heathrow airport (yesterday)

I had a dinner reservation at the Flying Chariot.

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Don’t see why it wouldn’t be tbh tbf :woman_shrugging:

We reckon it was russian sabotage or just a run of the mill accident?

Substations are my bread and butter so will get some work outta this either way.

Gf was due to fly back from Milan today. Not sure what the plan is yet.

Well, when I was there yesterday, I didn’t see anything suspicious

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That’s got to put you right up there I reckon.

I’m out of the running as I was most recently there on September 21st 2023 so, even in the unlikely event that none of our colleagues have been to Heathrow between then and yesterday, you’ve still got me beat!

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I’ve seen some proper Ukraine flag/OSINT/NAFO spooks/cranks claiming that it’s the former, but I don’t think that they are totally aware of the level of maintenance and infrastructure investment that there is in the UK these days…

the last time I went to Heathrow was when Spurs played Portsmouth in the 3rd round of the fa cup, so I reckon someone apart from @raincoat has probably been there more recently than me.

Is it closed today? Would’ve thought they would be open on a Friday, so that people can go away for their European city breaks

A friend is due to fly back from San Francisco today.

Very surprising Heathrow is so dependant on one substation.

Yeah mad they don’t just go boom all the time.

Can’t decide weather to start building a condition of national security electrical infrastructure survey or a security of national security electrical infrastructure survey might just do both and get them sent out to the DNOs

Reckon it’s an MI5 raining exercise

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What a funny typo

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I heard that somebody was making Crêpes Suzette and when they got to the Flambé phase they accidentally made their chef’s hat go on fire and then while they were running around looking for a bucket of water to extinguish it they tripped over on a skateboard someone had left lying around and then they landed on the same skateboard which was now rolling downhill and on the way down they kept getting bonked on the head by tree branches etc and then they eventually hit a kerb which sent them flying through the air and, I’m sorry to say it, they landed in the substation and the hat fell into a pool of gasoline and that’s what caused the issue.

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Even when i thought it was the russians i knew it was weather manipulation by britains spies for false flag purposes

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That’s a real problem for me if someones seen that and it’s not been acted upon

The security guard responsible for monitoring the gasoline spillages near this particular substation is named Aleksandr Yuri Kuznetsov…