Football in October: the international break has sapped all creativity

The nights are drawing in, we’ve got a lot of rain forecast for several of the weekend fixtures, the international break looms over us like a pointless spectre, and we have to make yet another thread.

That’s right, it’s October, and it’s football.

Bumted on early doors again!

  • Bumted
  • Toffees
  • Draw

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Some significant relegation bottom of the table action

  • Burnley
  • Norwich
  • Draw

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  • Wolves
  • Newcastle
  • Draw

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  • Chelsea
  • Southampton
  • Draw

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  • Leeds
  • Watford
  • Draw

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Got a feeling this one will be a humdinger:

  • Brighton
  • Arsenal
  • Draw

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Someone else can do the Sunday fixtures at a later point

Liverpool will win, no bother.


I’ve just eaten a conference pear and thought of the conference league. A very pleasant interlude.


Resting pogba and ronaldo for their national teams is sure nice of ole

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No issue with either of them being rested to be honest but Martial rather than Sancho or Lingard is very stupid.

He’ll do fuck all but somehow remain on the pitch for 80 minutes.

Decent commute

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No mounted police round here any more, but looking forward to seeing a geordie have a go at this later on


British commentators and pundits have such a weird obsession with outfield players wearing gloves. Who gives a fuck


Thinking about prof’s plan to spread kickoffs across the whole day so we can enjoy them all whilst looking at the 15:00s today and having a gentle lol.

I quite like the red vs blue aesthetic of this match

That’s if really

This is really ruining the picture of Rondon I have in my mind

I understand it’s tough to come up with other things to say about this game mind.

Sancho could never.

Cracking assist that even though they’re unimportant

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How the fuck is Martial still getting game time with that bench at Uniteds disposle?

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Leeds Leeds Leeds leeds

They call it the theatre of dreams…because everyone’s asleep! #footie #banter #!

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(Very telling how much quicker we move the ball without Pogba eh)

It’s sounded quite loud from the start on the tele :man_shrugging: