Crafted with fair English hands.
French design… British engineering
The actual football? The leather thing?
How did football become so estranged from its home in the first place, and does it really want to come back
Yes. Harry Kane is bringing the Panama Matchball back with him thanks to his hat-trick.
should have called it “the trophy’s coming back”
Can’t believe you didn’t credit @zapsta you monster
It’s going to think twice about coming home if we carry on with all this nonsense that’s for sure
He’s not donating it to a local kid’s hospital? These overpaid louts!
He has to bring it home first!
edit - Home. IT is coming home.
I’m going to adopt this song during Eurovision, as the winners get to host it it makes more sense
Harry’s not fit to lace this guy’s drinks. (or matchballs)
I meant in Russia! Our kids have got more than enough!
What?
see? just as good and is actually correct*
*or would be if england had a snowball’s chance
your England fans were so preoccupied with whether or not it could (come home) that they didn’t stop to wonder if it should
FTFY
Oooh, that’s what that song’s about.
Ah, but then Proud LION Harry would be an ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE, getting into bed with Putin’s EVIL Russian Stalinists. Or something.
The three lions on the shirt are not actually real lions but instead embroidered depictions of.
