Every event has a limited capacity. You can’t fit everyone inside.
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Unless the venue is Canada, reckon everyone could fit in probably. Otherwise agree.
it’s like, ‘hey buddy, can me and my whole extended family get into your show tonight?’
hey sure, why not! always space in the back! I mean it, there’s infinite space in the back!
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well, they didn’t put that on the flyer to see the queen, and look what happened there; everyone did turn up. On balance, i think it’s best to err on the side of caution
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“Last tickets remaining”
Technically true even if you’ve only sold one.
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“tickets about to sell out” - why bother with the sales push if you’re that close?
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‘Doors at 7pm’. Count how many times you hear that said. Truth is they’re simply always there.
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Really good one this
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then the first band isn’t on until 8.30.
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Bit done at how that white shirt on a white background makes him look like Billy the Fish
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Limited edition.
Not infinite then pal?
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