How long do you reckon you could survive for if you were home alone and you were suddenly locked in?

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#HE’S YOUR GODDAMN AVATAR, MATE! :smiley:

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Forever.

Grow vegetables on the balcony, collect rainwater for drinking (once the champagne supply has run out).

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Probably a fair while - water might be an issue but as bongo says, coming in to the rainy season and can boil it off.

Would probably wank myself to death out of boredom after I’d completed all of the video games, movies etc in the house though

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have you ever tried to collect rain water before? If so I’m guessing your balcony covers a few hundred square miles

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No collecting rainwater. You are sealed off. No growing veg on the balcony either. Even if you have everything neccessary to do so which I very much doubt.

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In that case, until I had drunk all of the wine, whiskey, mixers etc and was starting to die of thirst (/had wanked all the fluids out of my body)

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Wait - am I allowed to like, do a waterworld with my pee and create some sort of distilling device?

Also, I’d probably collect as much water as possible while it’s on for that first 24 hours.

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He says you get electricity and gas so I took this to mean the internet was there allowing you to download movies, books and games as much as you required.

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I didn’t want to be presumptuous.

Although that would also probably just mean I wank myself to death even faster, if anything.

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That’s why I gave you 24 hours!

If you have the equipment you can drink as much piss as you like.

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i’d last 24 hours because I would probably forget to shower in that time thinking i’ve got ages til the water is shut off

does that also include the toilet?
I don’t think I could hang about with my poos in the toilet

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It’s Britain. It always rains.

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Oh yeah, of course.

Can I order some to be delivered?

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Hang on, this is just one of your penoid role playing games, isn’t it?

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yeah, dunno why we bother with reservoirs or any of that gubbins

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People need to water their lawn, or wash the car every week. Plus those leaky Victorian pipes.

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both good points…
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Am I allowed to dig through the floor and make a well?

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Yeah, go on then. Probably find a couple of multipacks of crisps down there too.

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I currently have two bottles of beer, firve bottles of wine and about 20 cigarettes. So not very long.