Made-Up Genres: Introducing the Brown Movie

Only this forum could start arguing about inclusion into a genre that literally didn’t exist 12 hours ago.

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Marron

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I would describe that more as Cinéma Brun

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Spot on. There’s something seedy about Brown Movies. 12 Angry Men is too prestige.

@Steved Klute is def brown.

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OK now this? This looks Brown as hell

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Hey now. I invented this genre about a year ago. It’s very established

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Some more Brown Movies that I recommend:

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Bad luck @Mert

Sorry but @noopout is incorrect

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These bozos literally learned of it this morning. Now they are passionate defenders of the canon.

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You can form your own Brown Movie subgenre, but 12 Angry Men does not count in mine :no_good_woman: :no_good_woman: :no_good_woman:

A good indicator of a Brown Movie is one where your partner would come home halfway through you watching it and say “What the hell is this? It looks boring”

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i’m just joking

i think i like the genre more now i know it has to be a bit seedy

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how dare you joke about something so serious

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Gentlemen, gentlemen, you can’t argue in here. The decor’s not nearly brown enough!

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^ Brown Movie

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The Silent Partner





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Yes!! A rare Christmas Brown Movie

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*James Bond uttering “A woman!” in shock.gif*

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