Brighter nights! Bigger stakes! More obnoxious set-pieces!
finally, the return of international football <3
Forgot about this. Best bit of the game yesterday
Feel like goalkeepers have been getting too professional in recent years, would be good to have a resurgence of clown goalkeepers.
Feel like we’ve got some good clowns atm, and at a nice wide range of quality. Pickford and Raya are fundamentally quite clowny but obviously really good. Emi Martinez can be great and can be awful. Sanchez is just shit
Only 10 days until the real quiz…
Crystal Palace V AEK Larnaca
This doesn’t do it for me. They need to commit to the bit. Throw the ball into your own net. Wear tracksuit bottoms. Things of that nature.
Argyle legend.
Favourite current Premier league gloved clown
- Martinez
- Pickford
- Sanchez
- Vicario
- Ramsden
- Other
Sanchez obviously the worse keeper but come on.




he even had the personal vibe of a 90s french street clown too imo. 100% comfortable approaching you and your family on an evening in Britanny in 1997, juggling on a unicycle and offering hair braiding services to make extra money for the rave at ‘Euro Disney’ at the weekend.
probably hung out with Manu Chao a few times.
One of history’s great clowns but he’s not producing the goods in 2026.
Just allowed to play outside of the rules game after game
Is this the one were everyone realised he was a bit mad because he came running out of the box and then they went and got I want to say Bosnich for the season after.


