March Football Thread: Igor For More

there used to be a glitch in the first football video game I ever owned - ‘FIFA’ on the n64 where the referee would call time at 60 minutes whenever you played Middlesbrough, and your team would always be awarded a 3-0 win due to forfeit regardless of the score.

always thought that was funny.

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Should implement it as a rule when teams play Wycombe

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Thank fuck for that

Shame man city are the most pathetic team to have ever existed. Pathetic.

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Another win. Phew. Really looking forward to Mansfield at the weekend.

It would have been a dive if it was him because he is well established character of profound moral failing

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Godwill Kukonki?

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Decent point, that. Shame you cant rely on the fucking fulham worms for anything.

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Yeah we’re fucked. Palace to have a surprise turnaround in form starting tomorrow

He always Kukonkis

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Well that’s that then

You win some and you lose some, in this great game of football we all love so much. The important thing is to have fun, accept the highs and lows, and not get angry because you imagined someone on the internet was insufficiently complimentary of your holding midfielder.

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Speak for yourself, if i found out that any of you lot didnt salute a picture of ibrahima sangare every morning I’d be utterly heartbroken

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Think OPTA had us at 2% to go down before this set of games. That always felt wildly out given the gap was only six points and we go away to West Ham on the final weekend.

I’d make it 25% minimum now, and you could make a strong argument for each of West Ham/Spurs/Forest finishing above us.

We’ve generally played well. Some very fine margins and we could easily be sitting comfortably where Sunderland are on 40 points. But we’re not, it’s two wins in twelve and we’re fully in the mix.

Real travesty if Artetaball actually reigns supreme for a season or 3

also, Slot is shite. Bored of him now

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Mbuemo has turned into a Man Utd player finally

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Strong argument to be made that Slot is at least as much to blame for the current state of things as Legoman is.

Will concede two now Casemiro is off

Yeah, that was kind of my inference

Why the fuck spend £400m on playmakers & strikers if your tactic against the bottom side is Joe Gomez long throws? It’s pathetic

That corner deserves a goal. Just good to see well worked corner routines instead of suffocating the keeper

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