Seeing as nobody really cares about this season now, predicted player departures from your club this summer?
Bravo - free transfer to MLS.
Mendy - £20m, probably quite a few takers, tbf, but basically gets £100k a week to keep up squad morale.
Angeliño - hopefully does okay at Leipzig and somehow goes for £25m.
Otamendi - best centre-hslf in England two seasons ago, shell of a player now, probably still do a job in a tinpot league like La Liga, £15m.
Silva - remind me to order a backstock of antihistimines and enough rum to knock out a horse. Free transfer to MLS.
Sterling - Agent Ady’s started quietly causing a ruckus behind the scenes again, and on cue a dramatic loss of form. Will go to Real Madrid for, i’m guessing, £125m or so.
Sané - Bayern Munich, €95m/£80m.
Roberts - DKWYAP, S. Released.