🔥 RAGING INFERNO SALE 🔥 in BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA

sale
brisbane
australia
everythingmustgo
queensland

#1

:fire::fire:RAGING INFERNO SALE​:fire::fire:

https://sites.google.com/view/leaving-the-country-sale/home

This RAGING INFERNO SALE may blow your tiny mind. This isn’t even the full list, because to put everything on there would take FOREVER and life’s too short for that.

This stuff HAS TO GO. Either to a good home or we will be forced to throw it all INTO A VOLCANO as a sacrifice to the DUTCH GODS. They CANNOT be appeased so you might as well BUY and TAKE stuff.

For every person who comes around to have a look, they get a FREE GIFT, and that gift may be BOOZE which is a GREAT GIFT.

On from TODAY (30/12) until NYD (01/01), EVERYTHING MUST GO!

(writing style inspired by @tigercrewtc)


#2

Sure I’ll just pop round in a minute


#3

I enjoyed this sentence in particular.


#4

Prices SLASHED today! For example, all PS3 Games now FREE if you use the code ‘Balonz’.


#5

Ill take the empty styrofoam box please


#6

You’re paying Western Union, yeah?


#7

#8

Delonghi toaster still available?


#9

Gone, sorry!


#10

Not much left at all really, has gone well!


#11

That cowboy hat :joy:


#12


#13

Alright Croc0dile ma0sm


#14

Please wear the hat when you’re boarding the plane