Ronan Keating?

What’s next? Drivedad Byronlilt!?

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Not bad

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Thank you, darling. I hope the Pope is on the mend soon

He won’t be

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Are you “ye of little faith” these days?

ronin keating

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Sailmum Ricetea.

Nearly works tbf imo.

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No, it’s just a trick of the light

a lot of venues won’t let him perform anymore apparently because he never ends his sets at the agreed upon curfew time

oh no wait sorry, I’m mixing him up

that was Run-On Keating I was thinking of

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Have you heard Japan is being terrorised by an enormous flying monster singing adult oriented pop-rock?

Rodan Keating

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Might genuinely be the funniest thing ever

This was taken a decade ago. Surprisingly short

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A celebrity in emoji:

:foot: :leg: :raised_hand: :eggplant:

(Toe-knee Hand-cock)

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Footleg Handaubergine

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^ the greatest trombone player this side of the Mississippi Bayou

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Cargo Bumman

Not in God, but in the Pope’s longevity, sure. He’s fucking old.

Yeah and the guy’s lungs are absolutely dreadful