Song Lyrics Which Give Terrible Advice

Have a drink have a drive, go out and see what you can find.

No Mungo Jerry.


Sort of genius in the sense of how much money they must have made off being used in drink-driving awareness ads, though.


Wear sunscreen

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Fuck Tom Brady


Do you wanna be in my gang?

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I went to San Francisco this year and didn’t wear any flowers in my hair.

I just ignored the advice.

“You can wash my balls. With a warm, wet rag”

A nugget of advice from Ween’s cult classic album 12 Golden Country Greats.
I followed the advice and found it far from therapeutic.

You washed the balls of the members of the musical group Ween?

“Fuck the pain away”

Peaches, it’s irresponsible to prescribe that course of action until you have more details.

Hit me baby one more time

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