Song Lyrics Which Give Terrible Advice

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#1

Have a drink have a drive, go out and see what you can find.

No Mungo Jerry.


#2

Sort of genius in the sense of how much money they must have made off being used in drink-driving awareness ads, though.


#3

Wear sunscreen


#4

Fuck Tom Brady


#5

Do you wanna be in my gang?


#6

I went to San Francisco this year and didn’t wear any flowers in my hair.

I just ignored the advice.


#7

“You can wash my balls. With a warm, wet rag”

A nugget of advice from Ween’s cult classic album 12 Golden Country Greats.
I followed the advice and found it far from therapeutic.


#8

You washed the balls of the members of the musical group Ween?


#9

“Fuck the pain away”

Peaches, it’s irresponsible to prescribe that course of action until you have more details.


#10

Hit me baby one more time