Submarines - We’re not meant to be down there, it’s not meant to happen
Hot air balloon - Stay on the ground!
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Maps - Cheat sheets
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Dessert fork - Normal fork is enough
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Night vision goggles - Go to bed!
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Non bio laundry detergent - ungrateful towards mother nature to not use the biological detergent she gives us
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As a duck id like to dispute OP on both counts
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I boycott search engines in favour of good old-fashioned microfiche
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Sunglasses - why are people looking at the sun in the first place? If they are, they deserve all they get.
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All tokens should have stayed fungible, as nature intended
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Fuck right off. Fuck scart leads
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Microwaves are basically witchcraft.
Broadband. It’s too damn broad. It’s unnatural. Any further broadening would be an affront to god.
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Are you Anthony Kiedis? Because it sounds like you have a SCART issue
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is that a young Tim Robinson
I don’t know who that is so maybe.
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