Submarines - We’re not meant to be down there, it’s not meant to happen
Hot air balloon - Stay on the ground!
Maps - Cheat sheets
Dessert fork - Normal fork is enough
Night vision goggles - Go to bed!
Non bio laundry detergent - ungrateful towards mother nature to not use the biological detergent she gives us
As a duck id like to dispute OP on both counts
I boycott search engines in favour of good old-fashioned microfiche
Sunglasses - why are people looking at the sun in the first place? If they are, they deserve all they get.
All tokens should have stayed fungible, as nature intended
Fuck right off. Fuck scart leads
Microwaves are basically witchcraft.
Broadband. It’s too damn broad. It’s unnatural. Any further broadening would be an affront to god.
Are you Anthony Kiedis? Because it sounds like you have a SCART issue
is that a young Tim Robinson
I don’t know who that is so maybe.