you have an avatar from Futurama?

hmmm
Theres too many nut milks out there at the moment we don’t need another brand
Is “Owner, Lifestyle Brand” just another way of saying “person”?
It’s someone on Instagram who has a bio like this
MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER
LIFESTYLE COACH
FOOD NINJA
Who buys bulk followers and gets blocked by approx 90% of them within ten minutes
OK then not a person then.
Same.
Every year I slag it off and try to avoid it. Every year I get sucked in.
Oof, that’s a no from me chief.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss
self facilitating media node
Need a plaggy free one.
Sailboats.
How many episodes in before Sugar says to Jackie: “Are you trying to pull a Fast one?”
Love how the opening montage always has something like this somewhere in the middle;
“You’re fired”
“You’re fired”
“You’re the biggest liability I’ve ever met in this process, you’re fired”
Don’t like it when he says “so with regret, you’re fired” though
All the blokes look 12
“nut enthusiast”
Fuck the small talk, Alan. Get em flogging some tat.