Things that bands with loads of money should do

KoRn should play the Corn Exchange in Cambridge. Why not?

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Withdraw the money in cash, take it to Jura, then set it on fire.

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Try and make a good album

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Would love to see Sam Smith do a Scott Walker.

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Open a teashop
Start a wrestling federation
Date Tila Tequila
Tarnish own legacy

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Billy Childish has opened a coffee shop. But that doesn’t count, I think, because he made money from doing paintings rather than music.

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Text all their mates and form a superband

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Make their gig tickets a little bit cheaper.

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limp biscuit should open a global chain of biscuit shops that only sell really gooey soggy cookies. one of them could be called the ‘nookie’ cookie. and ‘chocolate starfish’ could be… nevermind

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Try and bring out a replica piece of Stonehenge, but it comes out much smaller than planned and it’s embarrassing for all involved.

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Use their financial clout to muscle the less rich (and therefore less good) bands into breaking up.

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Discuss the rise of fascism

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Just put their feet up, have a lovely break and not work so hard - they’ve earnt it!

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Start up a side project where they play the music they really love rather than the shite that makes them a fortune.

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Yeah, side projects are usually great

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More Carpool Karaoke

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Give me a bit of cash.

Write and produce a rock opera about Jack the Ripper

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Kill jester

Invest wisely, give a bit to charity

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