KoRn should play the Corn Exchange in Cambridge. Why not?
2 Likes
Withdraw the money in cash, take it to Jura, then set it on fire.
7 Likes
Would love to see Sam Smith do a Scott Walker.
8 Likes
Open a teashop
Start a wrestling federation
Date Tila Tequila
Tarnish own legacy
12 Likes
Billy Childish has opened a coffee shop. But that doesn’t count, I think, because he made money from doing paintings rather than music.
1 Like
Text all their mates and form a superband
11 Likes
limp biscuit should open a global chain of biscuit shops that only sell really gooey soggy cookies. one of them could be called the ‘nookie’ cookie. and ‘chocolate starfish’ could be… nevermind
1 Like
Try and bring out a replica piece of Stonehenge, but it comes out much smaller than planned and it’s embarrassing for all involved.
10 Likes
Use their financial clout to muscle the less rich (and therefore less good) bands into breaking up.
5 Likes
Discuss the rise of fascism
10 Likes
Just put their feet up, have a lovely break and not work so hard - they’ve earnt it!
5 Likes
Start up a side project where they play the music they really love rather than the shite that makes them a fortune.
1 Like
Yeah, side projects are usually great
1 Like
More Carpool Karaoke
2 Likes
Give me a bit of cash.
Write and produce a rock opera about Jack the Ripper
8 Likes
The price of a ticket should be a can of corn.
2 Likes
Living the dream.
2 Likes
Make at least one album a year.
1 Like