The more obscure the better. Keep it light and don’t be weird.
@The_Respected_User likes his beans cooked for so long that the sauce has gone thick and slightly congealed.
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Thought that was @Avery tbf
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@rich-t’s barber is called Hector.
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What a lad!
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This is correct information!
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Still have no need to do it
It’s both of us. Also, might I add, the very most correct way to deal with a tin of beans
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@xylo once thought David Walliams was a waxwork in person
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@roastthemonaspit storming my chalet with a bunch of ither disers screaning guided by voices like 2am on the sunday 
@rich-t once cycled through the village where I grew up
Its true!
@1101010 does the first wee of the day kneeling at the toilet bowl in a way that doesn’t haunt my dreams, honest.
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@Ruffers grills lettuce.
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@Funkhouser used to dine at the long closed but legendary all you can eat Chinese buffet I used to frequent in the early to mid 00s.
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Grill, air fry, it’s all fair game - the lettuce will bend to my will.
NON sexually.
I am never going to forget that thing @Funkhouser does to Pringles so long as I shall live.
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@Epimer enjoys playing computer games in his pants.
For a change of pace.
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