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[sweetbeans]

Wotcher, guv’ner! Tis Thursday again, and time to tell us what yer getting up to

Headlines for me today:
ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? Woman can’t wait to spend first hour of day watching LIB Reunion even though it will probably be boring
DOLPHIN WOMAN DISCOVERED IN SOUTH-EAST! A swimming session at lunchtime reveals local woman is actually glorious dolphin, splashing joyfully in pool
SECRETS OF SOCIALISING Local woman leaves house to get dinner with a friend! Estimates say she will be separated from sofa and blanket for hours! How does she do it?

[urbanfox]

LOCAL MAN GOES TO TIP

More at 10.

[colinfilth]

Morning all.

Today I am feeling healthier. Mrs f is also feeling healthier. That’s good. Builders will be digging all day which will be noisy but not as noisy as it has been so that’s good too. Got some work to do but nothing urgent or hard so that’s good as well.

So good.

[Ruffers]

2 for 1 black coffee when you get out of bed and make it. Which I shall. Soon.

[asa]

Look at my clothes this morning and realised I need some new ones. Will do a big clear out.

One final day in the office this week. Ready to not think about work.

[colon_closed_bracket]

Morning all

Very much on board with the OP writing style. Sadly “AGEING MAN STRUGGLES TO THINK OF WITTY RESPONSE ON INTERNET FORUM” is a little hackneyed.

Here’s the DAYLIGHT UPDATE!

King’s Lynn	06:14	18:01	11:47:27	+4:09
Edinburgh	06:29	18:15	11:45:28	+4:40
Cardiff	06:28	18:16	11:48:14	+3:58
Belfast	06:40	18:26	11:46:23	+4:26
The Beer Factory, Devon	06:30	18:19	11:48:53	+3:48
Manchester	06:25	18:12	11:47:03	+4:16
Brighton	06:15	18:04	11:48:33	+3:52
Carlisle	06:28	18:14	11:46:10	+4:29

A big day for KING’S LYNN where the sun will set after 6pm! I’ve got someone interviewing for a job at 4.15pm so I’m going to need all the extra afternoon daylight minutes I can get my hands on.

[plasticniki]

Morning!

Dreadful night’s sleep. Think I’ve got a swollen throat. Tempted to sack work off, but… The guilt. I’ll see how I feel in an hour or so.

Didn’t help that the child was in with me from about 2am but she was extremely well behaved which is rare.

[Caedus]

Morning all,

baby just did a big fart and woke up from his morning nap! nice.

Otherwise, not feeling great. Got to move money from maternity pot to pay for counselling. super broke this month after paternity pay hit . only another 14 days of life and a trip to see botch in bristol to worry about. House feels miserable. ugh.

i just want to sleep

[wikihock]

LOCAL MAN HIIT BY POST-EXERCISE FATIGUE

I need to get up! Just soooo sleepy, though. And my leeegs…

[wikihock]

Does this mean the equinox is in 3 days?

[Aggpass]

Seeing Stewart Lee tonight. Knackered

[colon_closed_bracket]

You’ll have to wait and see

[JaguarPirate]

Fried egg and sautéed veg stuff on a buttery

Mildly hungover and feeling highly bleh

[sine_wave]

NEWCASTLE-UNDER-LYME WOMAN HIT WITH SORE THROAT AND EVER SO SLIGHT HEADACHE

There’s that but otherwise OK, had a nice 10 mins with my chickens roaming in the garden this morning, they’re so funny. Also they’re laying super well, look at all these eggs I’ve got

Just had some toast & jam and now having an Oat Milk coffee and (re) watching Superstore. Mini is laid up and got a rough cough so not sure if we’ll Rhythm Time or mot today. If not it’ll be a visit to MIL and then a chilled afternoon.

Mr s_w is talking at the conference he’s at today and I’m v proud, even though I don’t fully understand what it’s about :

And really missing him on this trip. Back tomorrow afternoon though!

[manches]

The swimming pool I go to after work is temporarily closed until April so I can’t flail around joyously in the water until I become dehydrated for the foreseeable

[Funkhouser]

IN A SHOCKING AND UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS, my colleague was listening to Avril Lavigne which has lead to me playing him I Quit by Hepburn. Didn’t expect this in March 2024 tbh.

[JaguarPirate]

HEAR YE, HEAR YEA

THE MAN SHALL NOT SET FOOT OUTSIDE HIS ABODE FOR THE DURATION OF THIS FINE GOD GIVEN DAY

[manches]

THIS JUST IN! LOCAL BON VIVANT IS HAVING A RELATIVELY CHILLED DAY

The ribald and pneumatic young upstart in question is 32-year-old Vance Theobald Manches who has been up and around a lot over the last two weeks. He is happy that his work for the next two days is mainly like laptop work and email-y stuff that he can do while listening to smash hits by popular beat combos and contemporary entertainers such as cheeky chappies Boris and teen sensation Pauline Oliveros

[froglet]

BRACKNELL WOMAN IN ‘GETTING UP EARLY’ SHOCKER

Local woman, 41, had to start work at a normal time for once due to a 9am meeting

[plasticniki]

ISLE OF WIGHT WOMAN CANCELS EXERCISE CLASS AMID SWOLLEN THROAT FEARS