Almost forgot the best Stone Temple Pilots one:
Didn’t expect you to be the one to willfully break the rules.
Did expect you to post Pumpkins.
I guess they did this a lot:
Sorry, I’m half asleep, didn’t realize I broke a rule - was it supposed to just be days of the week?
Edit: Oh shoot, I get it now. I’m sorry!
Wait. It’s Sunday? Why ami going to work???
John Barry ushers in Wednesday.
Can’t wait until Friday so I can post that Shed Seven song.
Meanwhile at the restaurant…
Waiter “What would you like to order”
@NotEvenDreams: “I’ll have the set menu please, and anything extra you can throw in there too!”
Waiter: “Very good sir, anything else?”
@NotEvenDreams: “Yes, bring it all out at once, because I don’t care about the contents and have no patience, I just want everything now and that’s all I care about”.
Waiter: “As you wish sir”.