Almost forgot the best Stone Temple Pilots one:
Didn’t expect you to be the one to willfully break the rules.
Did expect you to post Pumpkins.
I guess they did this a lot:
Sorry, I’m half asleep, didn’t realize I broke a rule - was it supposed to just be days of the week?
Edit: Oh shoot, I get it now. I’m sorry!
Wait. It’s Sunday? Why ami going to work???
(I haven’t gone to bed yet, so it is still My Tuesday)
John Barry ushers in Wednesday.
Can’t wait until Friday so I can post that Shed Seven song.
Meanwhile at the restaurant…
Waiter “What would you like to order”
@NotEvenDreams: “I’ll have the set menu please, and anything extra you can throw in there too!”
Waiter: “Very good sir, anything else?”
@NotEvenDreams: “Yes, bring it all out at once, because I don’t care about the contents and have no patience, I just want everything now and that’s all I care about”.
Waiter: “As you wish sir”.