Top 3 Song Titles


Inspired by remembering how good so many Mogwai titles are. Choose an artist and let’s debate!



George Square Thatcher Death Party
I Love You, I’m Going to Blow Up Your School
A Cheery Wave from Stranded Youngsters


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I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)
You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth
Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad



If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next
The Masses Against The Classes



Excavating Rita
Tending The Wrong Grave For 23 Years
Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show



The Distant and Mechanised Glow of Eastern European Dance Parties
Drove Through Ghosts To Get Here
65 doesn’t understand you



Get me away from here, I’m dying
The boy with the arab strap
Take your carriage clock and shove it


Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are.

(also his best song)


The Loneliness Of A Middle Distance Runner
Roy Walker
Judy And The Dream Of Horses


24 Hour Garage People


I’m Jim Morrison, I’m Dead
You’re Lionel Richie
The Lord is Out of Control


forgot about Kill Jester. also the album title Mr Beast makes me laugh quite a lot when i think about it



Dave, Stop Killing Prostitutes
Reformed Arsonist Seeks Child Bride
Without MSG I Am Nothing


the difference between me and you is that i’m not on fire


Future of the Left:

Robocop 4: Fuck Off Robocop
I Need to Know How to Kill a Cat
White Privilege Blues

(Johnny Borrell Afterlife)
(You Need Satan More Than He Needs You)


dead men don’t need season tickets
i left my heart in papworth general
rod hull is alive why? (hasn’t aged well tbf)
the light at the end of the tunnel is the light of an oncoming train

so, so many


future child embarrassment matrix
how to spot a record company

as with hmhb, it’s impossible to narrow falco’s best song titles down to three - an embarrassment of riches if ever there was one


forgot this one


Tonight Matthew I’m Going to Be With Jesus
Something’s Rotten in the Back of Iceland
Depressed Beyond Tablets

and the obvious Joy Division Oven Gloves and All I Want For Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit

also reading through their tracklistings again i just burst out laughing at On the 'Roids for some reason