The guitar has dominated music for TOO LONG without major changes.
It’s about time we brought the guitar into the 2019s.
Please suggest what we can do to bring this instrument into the distant future.
Stick it up your fucking arse
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you, Mr Bon Ivor
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Add a string that does millennial woops
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Jack White added a theremin to his guitar. So not that.
Replace the boring old wooden body with some bagpipes. Call it the Guitbag.
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Add eighty two strings and get little mallets attached to keys to hit the strings.
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Can we call it the Guitiano?
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You’ve got it!
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More gain
I wonder could I source one of these? Would definitely give a crack at playing it.
What kind of strings does that use? I can already feel the terrible plastic fretboard under my fingertips!
Maximum SHREDDDDDD
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Quite like the sound of it. You’d get booked at indietracks straight away with one
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Weird tunings, I reckon that’s the answer. Someone else can try it though, I can’t be arsed retuning all the time