Just friends of friends, tiny lil town innit. Like yer man from Bristol
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You shouldnât! Youâve a lovely face!!
Tbf Iâve answered the door before in half peeled off Halloween makeup and just gone âhhhnnnnrrrrr thankyousorrythanksagainâ and cracked open a can of Diet Coke before Iâve even closed my front door/theyâve gotten up the garden path. Weâre all basically horrible monsters, itâs fine imo 
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I was gunna say the same to you
But
Weve all got stories like this. I once had kfc delivered and someone couldnt look me in the eye then i noticed i had a french frie from the night prior stuck to my forehead w/encrusted ketchup
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incredible stuff.
I once fell asleep on my living room floor (v impressive cause it was a ground floor flat and no stairs or anything but I clearly decided that 20 more steps to my bed was TOO MUCH so just passed out on the floor) and was woken up by my phone ringing and a woman on the other end offering me a job. I was about 19 at the time tbf, but I thought I pulled it off quite well. Fast forward to now and said woman has been my best friend for nearly a decade and I said to her recently âI mustâve pulled that phone conversation off quite well, did you believe I was sober?â
âNo Kermit, you were mashed. You said thank you a few times and then said you were ordering chips and did I want chips. At 1pm on a Tuesday.â
Still. All worked out in the end.
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Ordering chips and offering some to your potential employer seems like a stone cold win to me
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