What artist or band will be marooned with you on a hostile desert island?

Up to you whether they are for your entertainments, friendship or practical survival.

You don’t know them prior to the marooning.

You can eat them if you want, but only if you reckon you could make that happen.

(Maroon 5 as an answer gets you chucked into the sinister swamp)

Very hard to answer this without getting into some kind of trouble

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You’re already in trouble; marooned!

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not nelly furtado, she’s a maneater

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Azealia banks

Guided by Voices and their valuable hunting knife

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The Polyphonic Spree.

Either we immediately run out of resources and descend straight into a Battle Royale scenario, or we’re able to form a functioning society. No in between.

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no wait! Bill Callahan and his small plane

can’t believe this song didn’t make the cut:

https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/ten-track-compilations-united-by-any-theme-other-than-being-by-the-same-artist/75889/11

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That was my initial thought (safety in numbers, likely a good mix of skills etc) but then I started to worry about the food supply.

That’s a lot of mouths to feed.

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danny brown would probably be a good laugh and he likes nerdy shit

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I reckon me and Muna could turn a hostile island into quite a chill, wholesome island. I think I’d quite like it.

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James Blunt for the military training. Gotta be pragmatic about these kind of things, I’m not going to be like “send me there with Girls Aloud LOL” we’d be dead within weeks.

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You could be there for years though. Just you and James Blunt. For day after day after day.

Peter Broderick is a keen forager,but also seems enlessly optimistic which might become an issue after week 5 of some perhaps-toxic berry that smells like persil…

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he’d overpower and eat you for sustenance without a moment’s hesitation too

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We could move to opposite sides of the island once he’s set up the housing and coconut fibre based water filtration systems.

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I feel the same way about Girls Aloud though, so I’ll still take my chances with the army man.

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Oh no!

I will bind all of the members of the polyphonic spree into a raft and sail them back to land.

Can make their robes into a sail

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Anyone who signs a strict legally binding contract never to get the acoustic guitar out and play Wonderwall.

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