What TV theme without lyrics do you always sing your own lyrics to?

I have my own words to the Match of the Day theme but I definitely stole it from somewhere, possibly here

It goes

Here come some goals, you fucking bastard
Here comes some fucking goals

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Channel 4 News

Just the words “Channel Four” over and over

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Mad Men, which goes “Mad Men, Mad Men, Mad Men, Mad Men”

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By the way, a magnificent OP, hahahahaha

“Iiiiiit’s Coro-nation Street (on TV)
Iiiiiit’s Coro-nation Street (on TV)
Aaaand it’s on now
7.30…”

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A mate tried to make up his own theme to Euro 2016 and it went, to the tune of Frere Jacques,

“Football’s brilliant,
Football’s brilliant,
Kick that ball,
Score that goal,
Football’s fucking brilliant,
Football’s fucking brilliant,
Kick that ball,
Score that goal”

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Frasier

Down-ton Down-ton Down-ton Down-ton

To Downton Abbey. Her Indoors wrote these lyrics just last week, she’s very talented, we’re all so proud

it is time to do a dance/strictly come dancing

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