cock rock

Is Toto cock rock? I don’t think so, more like soft-rock or wuss-rock although I need to understand why.
Is Poison cock rock? or Motley crue?

crud rock

Old chap rap

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Toto are yacht rock standard-bearers.

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whats cock rock though? stay on target man

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Guns N Roses. Motley Crue too. ACDC? Horny blokes with basic riffs

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Led Zeppelin are your archetypal cock rock band

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Aerosmith, Guns n Roses, Motley Crue, Whitesnake, Bon Jovi

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To an extent - they were probably cock rock before cock rock was cock rock. Too many songs about hobbits and not enough songs about vaginas to really fit the mold though… then again they did once shriek that they were going to give us every inch of their love, so maybe…

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Not that they were particularly subtle, but I tend to think of cock rock as even less subtle…

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ITT - people mistaking hair metal for cock rock

Cock rock was a 60s/70s term to separate it out from teen pop stuff

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strongly disagree

fair point.
But, they needed a term to distinguish between zep and the beatles?

It would appear you are correct. Wikipedia opens with a big ol’ picture of Led Zeppelin. I have been subgenre-ing wrong my whole life.

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it appears im a cock rock fan then.

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Bone drone

Willy out chill(y) out

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so, not cock rock?

Yeah, I had never thought of Led Zep as cock rock, but then the article goes on to say it’s become synonymous with hair metal too, which is what I think of. The likes of Motley Crue for sure. Don’t think I’ve ever said cock rock out loud, might try it later.

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